If I'm not busy then you have my undivided attention.
If I am busy will helping you help me to get donuts, or insure a steady supply of donuts in my life?
Is there anyone else who has better donuts around?Cheesecake is to be used only in case of emergency as it tends to screw with my priorities to the point that I'm willing to forgo the important things in life. Warning: overuse of the priority override protocol causes the recipient to get fat, lazy and satisfied thus eliminating the desire for donuts, and thereby reducing the effectiveness of this system. Use sparingly.
Alternatively one can substitute strange and unusual problems in place of donuts.