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Scotexican Food Mix Proposal! I was experimenting several ways To combine Haggis with various vegetables. One morning, just after Thanksgiving, I combined cubes of turnips with the Scottish meat dish-- Juxtaposed and completely combined as a one food entity. This, of course, was not very revolutionary. Jessie, my Mexican-American wonderful farm helper, Arrived for work that day, so I tried the combination on him. We chatted about various other Mexican combinations using Haggis With, say, ochra, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, And even avocado and pineapple with potatoes To create a blend of the Scottish meat mix With a very Mexican vegetable cuisine-- And Eurika, we invented the newly branded 'Scotexican' food fare! Frank Maurer 1 December 2024 1255 Hours.